just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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