She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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