I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
What a dumb baby whore.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
