Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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