I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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