So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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