I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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