1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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