I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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