Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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