She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
