We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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