I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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