he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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