Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
did i just pee glitter
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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