Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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