What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
