Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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