so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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