who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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