you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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