how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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