The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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