I wanna bring you to show and tell
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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