Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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