I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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