What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
