Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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