The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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