WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
