They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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