she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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