Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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