Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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