My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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