curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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