Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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