Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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