I hate your face
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
do herpes really smell.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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