sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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