what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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