The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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