sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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