are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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