Don't you send me to vm
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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