you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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