Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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