sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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