my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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