I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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