your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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