ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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