i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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