Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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